MAKE KRUMPELBERG GREAT AGAIN!
Saif on the Issues
BORDERS
"We have to close our borders. I have said it so many times. It will be the first thhing I do when I become Chancellor. Closing the borders would solve over 50% of our problems. It would the problems, the puppets, and quite frankly, those who mean us harm. We will have a great, uncrackable password. And we will change it every time someone enters our region. So they can't give off the information. If they want to get into our region, if they want to live here, they will ask nicely for our password. We need to be secure."
IMMIGRATION
"As I have stated continuously, people and puppets are pouring into our borders unabated. We don't know who they are. They don't want to follow our rules. They are considered illegals. As Chancellor, I would be very, very, very tough with our borders, and I would be not allowing certain people into this region without absolute perfect documentation. We want people to come into our region, but they have to come here clean, and legally."
GOVERNMENT
"Our government has been a tremendous, big, fat, mess. I mean Madonna, then Crooked Sonam. Crooked Sonam said that she wont be a second term Madonna, but that is what Crooked Sonam has just been. A Second Term all words. They created rules and laws not for us, but for them riddled with loopholes. I will plug up those loopholes. I will abolish everything they've done.
The government should start expanding in a new way. The government Crooked Sonam and Madonna ran was about helping the people. They have never helped the people. All they did was create chaos. The government needs to start backing off the people and let the people do their own thing, unfiltered, unrestricted, and unrestrained. They should not force you to participate, help, to do something, to stop doing something.
The only thing the government should be doing is making sure that the people are safe and that we have a strong border and military. That should be all. The government should be just like a wall. It shouldn't do anything else but provide security.
