This is my 4th time running for Chancellor. My last 3 tries may be of no sucess, but this 4th time, will be differrent. This time I am no longer running just for the fun of it all. I am actually running for office.
Our former, Chancellor Sonam Knowles, I call her Crooked Sonam, she is a big failure and a big fat mess. She ran for Chancellor and claimed to be "Fighting For Us" but really who was she fighting for? The New World Axis. The NWA. The Devil itself. She was a failure to them too. They dropped her faster than a bomb.
When she ran, her votes were bigger than any other candidates. Those votes from the very beginning even before the elections were already hers. Now, Crooked Sonam has resigned. And I've had enough of the regime running the region. The so called "1%" is real. Crooked Sonam was serving them.
Crooked Sonam had a "reform period" where basically she could do anything she wants unrestricted. No one in the region even knew about it. How could this pass? That reform period of hers, she did nothing. She did nothing but create more loopholes for her and the "1%". How could Trigori let this happen?
We don't need another woman in power. We can't have another Crooked Sonam. Anatruria-Lauren is just as crooked as Sonam and Madonna. Who we need in power is a man. Someone who is tough. Trigori shouldn't be working with women. They are our enemies. They use their gender to appeal to everyone. They are like the mermaids and we are the sailors. We can't let ourselves be fooled.
On my first day in office, like I've said for the last 3 times, we will close our borders. We will password protect our region. And I don't give one damn if we won't have people coming in. Because if they want to get into our region, they would nicely ask for our password.
For my time in office, I will focus on abolishing every single law and rule that "Crooked Sonam and Friends" have put into action because they are LOOPHOLES. They need to be closed down. I will abolish and replace. Replace them with better rules and laws. Ones without loopholes. ACTUALLY FOR THE PEOPLE.
I will lead our region, into making Krumpelberg Great Again! Because sadly folks, the Krumpelberger and Atlasian dream is dead. It was killed by the "1%" and the "Crooked Friends". They put in a new dream. But its not the people's dream. It's their dream.
I will bring back the Krumpelberger and Atlasian dream. BIGGER, BETTER, AND STRONGER. MAKE KRUMPELBERG GREAT AGAIN!
-Saif Fara